Savage Life

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

perf3ctlyimp3rf3ctt:

burythecastlex:

tiddiemeat:

Ayo hold up was that dj paul that came outta nowhere

I’m afraid

I made my sister watch

Meet me in the fucking pit
James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)

annoyeed:

masterofthemotherfucker:

he never even took the tims off

‘Eat the pusssyyyyy’
noabotdyo:

What playing with action figures felt like.

noabotdyo:

What playing with action figures felt like.